Saturday, July 31, 2004

More Money

This is fantastic. I am receiving these offers to give me money faster than I can deposit it in my bank account. Of course, I am only receiving the offers. I am still waiting for the first dollar to roll in but when it comes I am surely going to be as wealthy as Bill Gates. Here is the latest generous offer to give me money. Isn't it great how all these people are so kind and generous?


I am Mrs.Mariam Abacha, the widow of Sani Abacha the Late Nigerian Head
of State.The government has frozen all the family account and auctioned
all our properties.

To save the family from total bankruptcy I have managed to ship out through
a shipping company, the sum of US20,500,000.00 Kept by my late husband.The
money was disguised to beat the Nigerian security and it is currently deposited
in a credit commission.

I want you to receive the money and pay it into your account for the family
safely.I am offering you 30% for assisting me secure this money fast before
it is located by the Nigerian Government Agents.

Contact me immediately through this so that I can
forward to you all the necessary details.

Kindly send your phone and fax numbers for easy communications.

Best regards.

Mrs.Mariam Abacha

Friday, July 30, 2004


I am so excited. I must be the luckiest guy in the world. I continue to get emails from people wanting to give me money. This is the latest one. I just cannot believe that all of these people want to give ME money. I think I am going to start sharing all of these emails with the world on my Blog just to show how lucky I am. This is the latest email that I received: (Thanks Dr. Williams. You are great!)

5,Parkway crescent,

off upper Ridge way,

cape Town,

Republic of South Africa

30th june,2004.

Dear sir,

I am Administrative Staff of the South africa Mining

Corporation,currently on a course in England and I represent a group that is interested in engaging your service as Manager for investment purpose, of a interested in engaging your service as Manager for investment purpose, of a large volume of fund.

If this proposal is acceptable to you, please get back to me, so that I can work out a remuneration for your participation in this transactions, and also let you know how I came to select you for this purpose.

Please contact me through the above my email address:



Dr charles Williams

Friday, July 23, 2004


I get an endless stream of emails that provide me with entertainment far superior to any soap operas one could watch. Many of them are the personal assistants of powerful people wanting to give me their confidential numbers and email so that they can give me hundreds of thousands of dollars. I know you all get those and at first I found them annoying. Now I am beginning to read them for entertainment. I must tell you that I download none of these to my PC since I use a software package called Mailwasher that previews the messages on my internet service provider's server. I use Mailwasher to delete, bounce, or approve for download prior to letting these emails touch my personal machine.

Anyway, it seems that every personal assistant to every powerful person in African and other countries wants to include me in their high finances. I am so honored and feel privileged to be a part of such major transactions. However, I would prefer that they just send it to me as cash in plain, unmarked envelopes without all of the email ceremony in between. I am still waiting for my first hundred thousand to arrive.